Luc Montaigner, a Nobel Prize winner, has published a new paper on Teleporting DNA (pdf on ArXiv). The paper follows an underused methodology of “staring at digitizer noise until you start seeing stuff that will rock the foundations of science.” Highly recommended.
Another welcome addition to the scientific community: International Journal of High Dilution Research. Hooray, their papers are even formatted like the real ones!
Now excuse me while I go overdose on telepathic homeopathic remedies. If that fails, I’ll just be in the lab madly writing papers about sentient oscilloscopes. Fame awaits.